BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE review Writing has the honor of being the cheapest and the most important part of filmmaking. Look at the following two sentences: “The sun rose in the East, lighting [...]

DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME Jesus. DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME was the kind of "documentary" I hate. It's one of those non-narratives where the subject becomes the filmmakers just focussing on themselves and their [...]

BASIC INSTINCT I saw today was the 26th anniversary of BASIC INSTINCT's theatrical debut, and what the hell, right? Man, do I miss '90s Hollywood blockbusters. I miss genuine movie stars like Michael Douglas carrying [...]

BERNIE WRIGHTSON Bernie Wrightson's artwork inspired my creative muse for decades. I still look through some of his collective illustrative books, find a picture and obsess over it till a short story spills out. What's [...]

THOUGHT CRIMES: THE CASE OF THE CANNIBAL COP review I watched an HBO documentary called Thought Crimes: The Case of the Cannibal Cop. It's a bizarre case of a clearly not-right in the head (former) [...]

NOCTURNAL ANIMALS review So, NOCTURNAL ANIMALS. It really transcends labels and genre. The closest I can come up with is if Truman Capote, David Lynch, and Wim Wenders collaborated on a project together. The last [...]

BILL PAXTON I want you to look at this list of titles: Aliens Near Dark The Terminator Titanic Nightcrawler True Lies Streets of Fire Weird Science Edge of Tomorrow Commando A Simple Plan Twister Apollo [...]

X-FILES SEASON 10 review So we watched the last episode of Season 10 X-Files last night (because why watch the latest episodes when you can watch what came out two years ago!). As a whole, it [...]

BEST AND WORST REMAKES: BEST #1 - THE FLY The Fly exemplifies everything done right. Not only for a remake but for a motion picture. To begin with, it’s better (way better) than the original, [...]

BEST AND WORST REMAKES: WORST #1 - THE WICKER MAN Why in God’s name did anyone want to remake the Wicker Man? From an economic standpoint, there’s no bank to it. Halloween, A Nightmare on [...]