BEST AND WORST REMAKES: BEST #10 - THE BLOB THE BLOB came out thirty years after the original and is a hell of a fun film. It was directed by Chuck Russell, who shared writing [...]

BEST AND WORST REMAKES: WORST #10 - PSYCHO It’s a disastrous experiment, but I guess someone had to try it. PSYCHO (1998) is about as close to a shot-for-shot remake of the original as anyone's [...]

BEST REMAKES: #11 - RoboCop The RoboCop remake is a perfect example of the “trashing something before you see it” mentality, a mentality I am as guilty of as the next guy. RoboCop (1987) is without [...]

WORST REMAKES: #11 - POLTERGEIST It all comes down to the fucking clown. In the original Poltergeist, the clown doll was a normal childhood toy (most likely Carol Anne’s) that happened to be a source of [...]

12 BEST & WORST REMAKES: #12 Best #12: Fatal Attraction I come from a pretty solid home. My parents have been married for nearly 50 years (I’m sure my mom could give an exact number, [...]

12 BEST & WORST REMAKES WORST #12 - THE JAZZ SINGER The Jazz Singer is a horribly embarrassing movie. In probably the most bait-and-switch titles to troll cinema, it doesn’t even feature a singer who [...]

WHITE HUNTER BLACK HEART Of all of Clint Eastwood's pictures I love (and I love many), White Hunter, Black Heart is the one I feel most affection for. That even includes Unforgiven, which runs a [...]

MIXED BAG reviews! Jupiter Ascending. Holy shit was this a waste of time and money. I’m not being glib when I say Jupiter Ascending is crippled by ridiculous plot threads. Listen, I watch Beastmaster almost [...]

I've seen both the Thing and the Road Warrior more times than I can remember. I've owned Laserdisc copies, VHS copies, DVD copies and currently own the Blu Ray editions. But seeing them on the [...]

NETWORK review There’s a lot of movies where I’m floored by the acting. For me, it’s not usually found in big, long soliloquies or barrages of emotional tirades. It’s when the actor is listening to [...]